Albert Einstein is mostly famous for this theory of general relativity and his wild hairstyle. But, for budding future physicists and students of history it’s worth making a note of his other less-well-established yet equally inciteful theories all quite likely proven using chalk and blackboards.
Theory of General Relatives
The older ones are embarrassing at Christmas. The younger ones are so rude. Cousins are lovely.
Theory of Relative Generals
The more stars you’ve got the better you’ve probably been at avoiding action.
Theory of General Hospital
I don’t think this show is ever going to end.
Theory of Genital Herpes
Too many cousins can be too much of a good thing.
Theory of Jenny McCarthy