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May03

Erection Hat

Posted By Mark on May 3, 2012

May03

Usually I post photos from my own past for #BlastFromThePast (curated by +Cheryl Cooper, +Mark Rodriguez, and +Isabelle Fortin) but today I thought I'd show off a shot of my in-laws instead. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: man, those medieval-themed parties in the 1970s were all sorts of awesome! Wrong. They're actually 947 years old. Some terrifying genes in my wife's family. Google+: View post on...

May03

New Lease Available

Posted By Mark on May 3, 2012

This former Evans store is available for lease in North Street, Chichester. If you're a family-oriented business with one eye on a potential location in the West Sussex city then you might want to consider it before the flautist pictured here takes up permanent residence. Trained by the finest child-hating woodwindists of Hamelin she has been steadily honing her already superb talent for a couple of weeks now and the children of the area are slowly succumbing to her enchanting melodies; the young girl on the right of the picture can even be seen slipping into catatonia in this particular shot. Personally, I hate children too and have no problems with a sharp decline in their numbers to flute-wielding women but I thought I'd highlight this business opportunity for anyone interested as a public service. Google+: View post on...

May02

Yin Yang

Posted By Mark on May 2, 2012

I don't know why I found myself drawn to the guy in the white top; it was probably the intense concentration on his phone and complete obliviousness to the world around him. As such, I felt comfortable taking my time to line up a shot on him. And very luckily too, as just as I depressed the button to take the shot my target's doppelgänger from the mirror universe popped into existence. I had a moment of mixed emotions – joy at witnessing and capturing the rare event as well as confusion trying to work out which was the evil twin – but it was, sadly, fleeting as the two men came into shocked contact with one another, their oppositely-charged component atoms annihilating one another in a frightening matter-antimatter explosion larger than any recorded in Chichester this past year. A fortuitous happenstance that I was using the telephoto lens today otherwise I might have been singed. Google+: View post on...