Sailor Boy
For #BlastFromThePast curated by +Cheryl Cooper, +Mark Rodriguez, and +Isabelle Fortin. Yes, it's me again, aged somewhere around the one or two mark (I have a hazy memory of that period in my life) and, as befits someone born and raised in a naval city, I'm sporting a delightful sailor uniform. I'm drooling for queen and country in this particular shot too. These days I don't wear anything navy-related; the drooling persists, though. Google+: View post on...
When Windows Attack
An instant of life captured in a photo sometimes tells you nothing of the events either side of it. Take this instant, for instance: what do you see here? Is this a builder hired to fix the tired plaster on the outside of the building? Or is this a pervert whose most recent and blatant act of lewd behaviour was quite literally caught as the window through which he had been engaged in activities too disgusting to contemplate slammed shut, leaving him unable to move and too ashamed to call for assistance? It's the former, of course; if you thought otherwise then there's something wrong with you. Weirdo. Google+: View post on...
Grapple
As a street photographer you always hope to be ready to capture that special moment and most of the time I'm not, but today was different; I happened to be in exactly the right place at exactly the right time and was on hand to witness two wrestlers launch attacks on one another in a bid to settle old rivalries. I didn't hang around to see who won as wrestling doesn't interest me without mud and bikinis but I'm sure I'll see the loser's body on the Spikes of Shame during tomorrow's lunchtime outing. Google+: View post on...
Running for the Bus
Maybe. At least, there were buses in the direction in which she was running and it's generally considered strange to just pelt along the middle of the road for no reason so I assumed she was running for the bus. But I didn't look as she passed by and it's certainly conceivable that she's one of those people who just runs down the centre of streets for the joy of it; she wouldn't be the oddest person in Chichester if that were true. Edited to submit for: #WomenWednesday curated by +Niki Aguirre +Athena Carey +Lee Daniels +Christina Lawrie +Teresa Stover. Google+: View post on...
Criminal Behaviour
Two women – let's call them Gretchen (on the left) and Edna (on the not-left) – on two benches – let's just call them benches – and what you're witnessing here is criminal activity. "But Mark," you whine because you're quite whiny, "there's no crime taking place in this photo unless…" Yes, yes, you're beginning to think like me, I can sense it. "Unless," you continue, "Edna is about to pilfer the belongings from Gretchen's bag while she is distracted by the naked man performing the balloon dance just out of shot?" I shake my head in the universal way that means no and smirk in the universal way that means that would be too simple. "Or is Gretchen holding onto her bag because it contains gold bullion appropriated from a Swiss banker with a gambling habit and an unlucky streak?" No, but I like your style. "Or is Edna about to press the button on a remote trigger that will set off a series of detonations in the floor of the post office behind allowing the safe to fall into a waiting speedboat in one of Chichester's secret underground canals?" Inventive, and you've clearly been watching the remake of The Italian Job recently, but, again, no. Stop! Guess no more! I'll tell you… Those socks with those shoes! Gretchen! No! Lock her up and throw away the key! Google+: View post on...
Reaching
I used the telephoto lens today for a change (ever since I got the 100mm f/2/8L that's been the lens of choice but I fancied a change, not that you really needed to know that or care but I'm the sharing sort so just try to bear with me when I ramble on like this) which enabled me to get closer to people without actually getting closer to people; any accusation that 300mm provides a great way to look at women in their summer-style clothing without them realising will be hotly but not convincingly denied. Despite the extra zoom power, this particular picture was taken of a woman sitting only about two metres away as she enjoyed her lunch and soaked up some rays from the sun. For #MonochromeMonday curated by +Charles Lupica, +Bill Wood, +Hans Berendsen, and +Jerry Johnson. Google+: View post on...
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