The following jokes are, at best, in less-than-savoury taste and, in some instances, downright sick. They made me laugh though. However, if you’re offended by playful paedophilia, animal sex, and dead baby jokes you really, really, really shouldn’t read any further. If you take offence at anything on this page – or discover, for example, that a child of yours has happened upon the page after “accidentally” typing in the website address despite your careful “no supervision or protective software and don’t bother me because Jerry Springer’s on” policy of care – then the words “tough” and “shit” spring to mind. By looking at the semi-colon within the square brackets here [;] you agree to waive any right to complain.
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One day, Little Suzy goes swimming in the lake with her grandmother. After they get out they go to shower.
“Grandma” Little Suzy asks, pointing between her grandmother’s legs. “What’s that?”
“Oh,” her grandmother replies. “That’s my beaver, dear.”
The next day Little Suzy goes swimming with her mother, and they go showering afterwards too. “Mommy, is that your beaver?” asks the girl.
“Er, yes it is, Suzy. Where did you learn that?” her mother answers.
“From Grandma. But I think hers is dead because its tongue was sticking out.”
How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys out of your car?
The problem goes away with the aid of a coathangar.
What is 12″ long and makes a woman moan all night?
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
What’s black and blue and hates sex?
The ten year old in my trunk.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide?
It couldn’t live with the name “aaaoouuueuuueaaoaa” any longer.
Whats the best part of having sex with an eight year old in the shower?
Slicking her hair back and making her look six.
Whats the best part about sex with a five year old boy?
Watching him break down on the witness stand.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferarri?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What’s the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?
I cried when I cut up the onion.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to suck my dick.
How do you make a dead baby float?
One scoop of dead baby, one scoop of ice cream, and a pint of ginger ale.
Myra Hindley is walking through the Yorkshire Moors, hand-in-hand with a little boy.
“I’m scared,” moaned the boy.
“You’re scared!” she replied. “I have to come back alone.”
Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
She was a woman.
A pregnant woman was at the hospital giving birth to her baby. The delivery was almost complete, and at long last, the doctor held up the newborn, cut the umbilical cord, and took a moment to look the baby over. Then without missing a beat, the doctor threw the child against a nearby wall with all of his might. The mother watched in shock as the baby slid to the floor with a sickening thud.
The nurses and orderlies stood-by aghast as the doctor proceeded to dribble the newborn around the room like a soccer ball before finally passing the baby through the door into the hall with a mighty kick. Everyone, including the fatigued mother, chased the doctor into the hall just in time to see him scoop up the infant and run down the coridor, stopping just long enough to bodycheck the child into the wall every so often.
At the end of the hall, the doctor gave a mighty leap and slam-dunked the baby into a nearby trashcan, giving himself a load roar of approval. Finally the now quite large awe-struck crowd caught up with the doctor. The mother was distraught and burst into tears.
“Why? Why in the name of God did you do that to my baby?” she cried.
The doctor replied: “I’m just joking with you! It was stillborn.”
How do you stop a baby crying?
Cum in its mouth.
What’s the difference between acne and a paedophile?
Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re twelve.
What do you do to a deaf, dumb, and blind girl after you rape her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What’s the worst thing about eating vegetables?
Getting caught up in the wheelchair.
A guy was having sex with a girl, and decided he was going to try his luck, flip her over and do her doggy style. The girl didn’t complain, and just went along with it. The guy got a little more daring and decided to stick his finger in her asshole. She still didn’t say anything, and seemed to be enjoying it. The guy decided to go all the way and proceeded to slip his dick in her asshole.
The girl suddenly froze, looked back at him over her shoulder, and said “Don’t you think it’s a little bit presumptuous for you to think it’s okay to fuck me in the ass?”
“Presumptuous is a very big word for a five year old” he replied.
A little girl is watching her mum getting changed to go out for the evening.
“What are they?” she asked.
“Those are mummy’s breasts,” the mother replied.
“Will I get those?” came the next question.
“When you’re a little older,” answered the girl’s mother.
“And what is that?” the little girl asked.
“That’s mummy’s vagina,” the mother answered, a little embarrassed.
“When will I get that?”
“That will happen at around the same time you get your breasts. Now run along and let mummy change.”
The little girl ran off into the next room where her father was getting changed out of his work clothes to relax for the evening.
“What’s that thing, daddy?” asked the little girl.
“That’s daddy’s penis,” he answered.
“When will I get one of those?” the little girl asked.
“In about an hour.”
What should you do if you find a woman lying in a ditch at the side of the road?
Ask her why she left the kitchen.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand nearer the kitchen counter.
How does an Arkansas mother know her daughter is having her period.
Her son’s dick tastes funny.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.
Four nuns are killed and arrive at the Gates of Heaven. They line up in front of St Peter.
The first nun says “St Peter, I once saw a man’s penis. May I still enter?”
St Peter replies “Wash your eyes in this font of holy water and proceed.”
The second nun says “St Peter, I once touched a man’s penis. May I still enter?”
St Peter replies “Wash your hands in this font of holy water and proceed.”
St Peter suddenly notices a scuffle between the last two nuns. The fourth nun is trying to cut in front of the third nun. “What is going on?” he asks the fourth nun.
“I’m trying to go first so I can wash my mouth out before she sticks her arse in the font”.
What’s the difference between a luxurious, fur rug and a pile of dead babies?
I don’t lay down on a luxurious, fur rug when I’m masturbating.
What’s the worst thing about fucking a five year-old?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit.
A man calls into work and tells the boss he can’t come in because he’s sick.
“How sick are you?” asks the boss.
“Well, I’m currently screwing my daughter.”
Why don’t women need watches?
There’s a clock on the stove.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What’s the best way to tell if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
What do a tightrope walker and a young man getting head off his granny have in common?
Neither look down.
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Six inches isn’t enough.
What’s brown and hides in the attic?
The Diarrhoea Of Anne Franks.
What’s red and silver and walks into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What’s green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
A mother is sitting in the garden with her three daughters.
“Mummy,” the first daughter asks. “Why am I called Rose?”
“Because when you were born a rose petal fell from that bush and landed on your forehead.”
“Mummy,” asked the second daughter. “Why am I called Tulip?”
“Because when you were born a tulip petal fell from over there and landed on your forehead.”
The third daughter moaned: “Mnanmammmammnaamammangh!”
“Be quiet Fridge,” said the mother.
A man is sitting in a bar looking depressed when a woman approaches and asks him what’s wrong. He tells her sadly that his girlfriend just left him and, after some pressuring, admits that it was because he was just too kinky for her.
“What a coincidence!” exclamimed the woman. “My boyfriend just left me for the same reason.”
The two hit it off and, after a few drinks, decided to go back to her place as it was nearest. The woman left the man alone in the living room and disappeared into the bedroom. After ten minutes she reappeared dressed in full leather and chains, with whip and ballgag in hand only to see the man about to leave.
“Where are you going?” she asked. “I thought you were kinky.”
“I am,” he replied. “I fucked your cat and just took a shit in your purse. I’m off home now.”
How do you get a one-armed clown off a swing?
Hit him in the face with an axe.
While God is distracted Eve persuades Adam to eat the forbidden fruit. He does so, they both realise they are naked and fuck each other madly all day long. Later, God comes back from what he was doing, realises what has happened and takes Adam aside for a talking-to. At the end he asks Adam where Eve is.
“Oh, she’s in the sea washing herself off,” replies Adam.
“Crap!”, says God. “How am I ever going to get the smell out of the fish?”
A man enters a pharmacy and asks for birth control pills for his wife and his seven year-old daughter. The pharmacist is a little shocked and says, “Your seven year-old daughter is sexually active!”
“No,” replies the man. “She just sort of lays there.”
An old man goes for a checkup at the doctor’s. The doctor runs the tests then sits the old man down.
“I’m very sorry,” he says. “I’ve got a couple of bits of bad news to impart. Firstly, you have cancer.”
The old man is shocked and a tear wells up in his eye. The doctor waits for a minute for the news to sink in and then carries on, “And you are also showing early stages of Alzheimers disease. I’m really, very sorry.”
The old man sits in silence for a little while longer, head hung down. Finally he looks up and puts a brave smile on his face.
“I suppose it could be worse,” he says. “I could have cancer.”
What’s the difference between rape and smear tests?
Women don’t like smear tests.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What did one paedophile say to the other paedophile when they saw a six year old girl walk past?
“I bet she was nice when she was younger.”
What’s the difference between Paula Radcliffe and Adolf Hitler?
Hitler tried to finish the race.
A mother is preparing dessert for after a family meal when her young son comes running in breathless.
“Mum! Mum! Quick! Granny is playing with her shrimp!”
The mother, confused, follows the boy back into the dining room and sees the kid’s grandmother furiously fingering herself.
“Ah!” said the mother. “Well, that’s not a shrimp. That’s actually called a ‘vagina'”
“Oh!” said the boy. “It certainly tasted like shrimp.”
A man is in the waiting room at a sperm donor clinic anxiously awaiting his turn when in walks a beautiful blonde woman who smiles and sits next to him. Feeling a little confused he turns to her and says:
“I’m sorry. I thought this was the sperm donor place. What are you doing here?”
“Mmmgghmh mmmgmhpghmm mmmmgh”
What’s the difference between menstrual blood and sand?
You can’t gargle sand.
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss after eating.
October 12, 2006
Did you hear about the baby in the tumble drier?
He died!
October 14, 2006
go fuck yourself
Billy from Kitchener, Ontario everyone. A round of applause for Billy for a useful comment. He’s not a waste of space and don’t anybody try to tell him that. It’s not his fault that he came looking for fashion pictures of girls – probably little ones – and then spent some time reading a page of sick jokes only then to post his inciteful thoughts for the world to read. It’s a product of his upbringing. Molested as a young boy, then molested as a teenager, and molested now well into his thirties by the few homeless people that reside in Kitchener (source: Wikipedia) he’s simply not got a clue how the real world and the interweb world work. So don’t let’s wonder whether his parents couldn’t still abort him at this late stage and let’s carry on with our lives.
November 12, 2006
What’s the difference between normal blood and period blood?
You can’t eat normal blood with a fork.
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What’s the difference between period blood and period blood in the matrix?
In the matrix, you can’t eat period blood with a spoon.
November 30, 2006
Q: why do Sadist’s Fuck Babies?
A: Just to Hear the Bones Break!
December 20, 2006
What do you do when your dish washer breaks?
You slap her.
PEE PEE PEEPEE VAGINA
December 21, 2006
A question to the mod. How do you know so much about the people who post comments, approximate location and how they got here?
December 21, 2006
Simple explanation:
1. This website is sitting on a computer in America.
2. Your computer sends a message to this website saying "I want to see this page".
3. Your computer must tell the computer in America its address in order for the computer in America to send the page back. Your address is called an IP Address and you can read about it here: IP Address. You can find out what your IP address is by going here: WhatIsMyIP
4. In addition to the IP Address your computer will often send other information along as well: whether you’re using Windows or Linux, if you use Internet Explorer or Firefox, your screen resolution, and – sometimes – what page you were visiting/had requested before you requested this one. For example, if you had been to Google and typed "sick jokes" then this computer would know that. The referrer list on the right side of this site uses that particular information to know when another site has sent traffic here and counts it accordingly – only approved traffic is listed, of course, otherwise the list would be a neverending mass of fake websites selling drugs and watches and Google requests. That way leads to madness.
5. Your IP address is geographically significant. From it you can work out where in the world – roughly – a computer is. Look up "tracert" or "traceroute" on the web and you’ll find tools than can show you how to track a path from your computer to any other (just like in the movies!). You, for example, are apparently in the Melbourne area of Australia using IE6 on Windows XP. I recommend the upgrade to IE7, by the way, although I use Firefox 2 as my browser of choice. You spent most of your time on the Entertainment page of this site – a good choice – before checking out the sick jokes. This close to Christmas, that’s a risky move and likely to annoy baby Jesus.
Everything I’ve mentioned here is available to every computer everywhere in the world. I just thought I’d mention that to all the people who come here looking not for the jokes but for more – shall we say – graphic material. We know where you are and who your ISP is. It’s all that’s needed to trace you.
December 22, 2006
Thanks for the answer. Good, if I can call them that, jokes by the way.
December 29, 2006
Not exactly sick, but I think it fits:
Q: What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?
A: A pilot, you racist!
Also, THIS is the most efficient pick-up line ever:
"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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What’s grosser then a pile of dead babies?
The live one at the bottom chewing his way out
What’s grosser then that?
Him going back for seconds.
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Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the fridge.
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That’s all I can think of right now,m enjoy!
~Sor
December 29, 2006
these jks r so sik. u fkin weirrdos ! get a lyf sik bastards
Owner Comment: I’ve tried to get a "lyf" but none of the shops sell them and I can’t find a dictionary definition. Could you clarify please?
January 10, 2007
EVERY TIME U MASTURBATE GOD KILLS A KITTEN
I have no problem with god – it’s his fan club that scares me.
what did the mother say to michal jackson at the beach?
– excuse me but your in my son.
why are most lesbians fat?
cuz they always eat out and they don’t do dick
if you had soap on a rope it would be tied to yer ankle
how much land was the canadian government willing to give back to the natives?
Unfortuntly Nunavit
and the grand finish
whats the difference between herpes and gonareah
you get herpes from snatching a kiss….
January 10, 2007
good jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 24, 2007
Q: How many rednecks does it take to grease a combine?
A: Only two if you run em through reeeal slow.
Q: How do you know when you’ve had enough alcohol?
A: When you see a mop and feel like you SHOULD be getting an erection.
Q: How do you know when you’re dead?
A: Ask your dick. He’ll know.
April 18, 2007
Yo mutha fuckers,
Q. What’s the worst thing about fucking a bald fanny?
A. Taking the nappy off!!
Q. What’s grey and sits at the end of your bed taking this piss out of you?
A. A kidney dialysis machine.
April 22, 2007
So prior to the other comments on this site, those were some of the stupidest jokes ever. I think you could use a little reconstruction up in that messed up head of yours. Yes, I read the warning etc. and I honestly think that wether you like them or not, its stupid to re-post this shit on another website. But aside from all bickering…
AWESOME SITE! NICE JOB =D
October 1, 2007
What is the difference between an orange and a dead baby?
You don’t spunk in an orange before you eat it.
October 22, 2007
How does an Arkansas mother know her daughter is having her period.
Her son’s dick tastes funny.
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.it just so happens that i am from Arkansas and i really fuckin hate that people n louisiana and everywhere e;se think that people from Ark. r insest…there r more insest people n louisiana than n e where else!!!!
so go fuck ur dad and come up w/ different jokes
October 29, 2007
on night bobby came out in to the living room and mom dad were doing some thing on the couch when bobby said mom what are you doing and mom said were baking a cake. when the next morning bobby came into the living room and sat on the couch mom is this the white icing that you put on your cake
November 9, 2007
lol, omfg, im 17, and i tell jokes like these all the time, i have 2 say…these are some pretty fuckin nice jokes lol.. GREAT I laughed so many times. I get so many comments when i tell mine, but wait till i tell these lol..THANK YOU!!!
March 6, 2008
bookmark you thx
October 15, 2008
I can’t really laught at tgese, just can’t 🙂 they’re not that kind of funny, but I appreciate them 🙂 keep’em comming!
January 5, 2009
funny as fuck well done 🙂
Q. how many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. FUCK OFF
Q. how do u stop a baby drowning ?
A. take your foot off its head
Q. whats black white and red ?
A. a nun with a pick axe in her head
a mother and young son were bathing when he looks toward her groin and ask mummy "whats that between your legs"
the mother replies not wanting to be crude "oh thats where i had an accident and fell on an axe"
"fuck me" says the son "it hit you right in the cunt"
June 4, 2009
a baby siter is instructed to let a little girl about 7 years old, do whatever she wants because its her birthday. he sais its fine by him and is babysitting when he spoke,he said, I feel filthy, im goning to go take a shower. the lil girl sais ooh can i take a shower with you,and he lets her but warns, don’t look down
so there taking a shower when the girl drops the soap and bends to pick it back up. seeing his dick she sais oooh whats that and the babysitter sais uuh its a ruber ducky. she sais ok and leaves it at that.
the babysitter gets out of the shower and tells the girl i feel tired, im going to bed and the lil girl replies ooooh can i sleep with you. the babysitter sais shur but warns, don’t go under the covers.
but during the night the litle girl gets scared, hides under the bed sheets, sees the dick, and starts to play with it.
the babysitter wakes up and sees blood every were on the sheets and sais the first thing that comes to mind. wow what happend
the lil girl lookes at him and replies
I was playing with the ruber duckie when it spat at me,
so i got angr and cut off its head.
June 16, 2009
What is harder than nailing a baby to a wall?
My Cock while im doing it!!
June 28, 2009
i saved a girl from being raped last night
i didn’t go out
July 2, 2009
Fukin awesome site actually spent bout 10 mins cryin after some of those.
July 4, 2009
wat do ya do after ya rape a deaf an dumb wee girl…break her hands so she cant tell any 1
July 5, 2009
Q what is the best thing about twenty one year olds. A there is twenty of them
July 23, 2009
A little girl comes home after school and her dad meets her at the front door and asks:
Lucy, do you like mommy?
Yes, says the little girl.
Good, I’ve left some for you in the fridge…
July 23, 2009
A liitle girl comes home after school, goes to her mom and asks:
Mommy, can I go play with granma? Please!
Of course, dear! That’s why we hung her…
July 23, 2009
Why do dogs have thier balls removed? Its easier to reach its cock from behind.
Whats more fun than fucking a sheep? fucking a sheep and sucking off another one.
Why didnt paula finish the race? Because she is a woman.
July 24, 2009
why did the toddler drop his lolly
because he got hit by a truck
whats the best thing about flying babies
stopping them with pitch forks
July 24, 2009
what’s the difference between a baby and an apple?
I dont fuck an apple b4 I eat it.
July 24, 2009
whats the diffrence between a truck load of babys and a truck load of sand ?
you cant get sand out with a pitch fork.
August 6, 2009
One night Johnny heard a noise coming from his parents bedroom. He pushed the door open and witnessed his father thrusting into his mother from behind while forcibly holding her down on the dresser. His father saw him, gave him a little wink and laughed loudly.
A few days later the dad heard some weird noises coming from Johnnys room. He pushed the door open and was shocked to see Johnny plowing his grandmother from behind with all his might. The father yelled, "What the hell is going on?!?" Johnny stopped, winked at him and replied, "It’s not so damn funny when it’s your mom is it?"
August 6, 2009
love these jokes!!! the sicker the better. dont understand what the big deal is about racist jokes though. im white and love it when blacks make fun of us. we should be able to laugh at our color and not take the whole race thing so seriously.
besides, if we can laugh at fucking 2 year olds and your half dead grandmother why cant we laugh at something as trivial as race?
tell me im not the only person who thinks race is funny.
August 6, 2009
a woman is at a fancy dinner party with piano music playing in the background. intrigued at the beautiful music she makes her way towards the piano and finds a rather dishevelled pianist doing his thing. at the end of the song she asks him what song that was as it is so beautiful. he replies "oh that one is called my cock has scabs. i wrote it. and this next one is called i ate my dogs ass out". horrified she walks away but realises that she too has a dinner party next weekend and would love him to play there. so she goes back and asks him if he can play at her party the following weekend.
"sure" he replies. she asks him to please not tell any of her guests the names of his songs and he agrees.
so… the next weekend he arrives at her house before the party starts and as he is about to start he mentions that he cant play until he has had a wank!!!
mortified she sends him to the upstairs bathroom to do what he has to do. "just do what you have to and hurry back" she says "and remember, dont mention your song titles to my guests.
so off he goes and has an incredible wank in the upstairs bathroom. in his hurry to get back he doesnt wipe or zip up properly.
running down the stairs she looks up and sees this. "christ almighty, do you know your cock is out and dripping with cum.
"do i know it?" he replies, "lady i fuckin wrote it"!!!
August 6, 2009
rob, I think your right about racist jokes being funny but i think that the owner wants this to just be a page of sick jokes. Thats what he said at the top anyway. Great joke tho LOL
August 6, 2009
some good,sum bit harsh bout da babies,but pretty funny
August 13, 2009
shit how funny was that. keep up the krak up comments
August 20, 2009
last night i tried viagra in my eyes,
my eyes wer fukd but i looked hard
August 20, 2009
I find it amazing how illiterate the people who complain about sites like these are, check your fucking grammar you retards. These are jokes, if you don’t like them then fuck off and get some English lessons. Oh and a sense of humour while you’re at it. If not, I’m sure you can google some child friendly knock-knock jokes…..
Who’s to blame for people being peodophiles?
Sexy kids.
When I was a young child, I was very ill in hospital, one day Gary Glitter came and paid me a visit…..
I was touched.
What’s the difference between Spinach and anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’ll hate it as an adult.
How do you fit 20 babies into a bucket?
Through a blender.
How do you get them back out?
Doritos.
Keep up the good work!….
August 27, 2009
Q: Whats funnier than three dead babies in a trash can???
A: One dead baby in three trash cans
Q: Whats the diffrence between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls??
A: you can’t pick up the bowling balls with a pitch fork!!
September 3, 2009
LOL Kurt if u read this Ur a Legend LOL
i love the jokes
September 4, 2009
Q. Whats blue and orange and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A. a baby with burst arm bands.
Turns out Michael Jackson didn’t die of a heart attack, he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.
Q. Whats do you call a woman with a yeast infection?
A. A quarter pounder with cheese.
Q. whats the bit of skin called around a vagina?
A. The Woman
Q. Whats red and goes up and down, up and down, up and down?
A. A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Two kids ran down stairs on christmas morning to open thier presants the youngest turns to his brother and says; ‘ha ha i’ve got more presents than you!’ the other said ‘HA HA YOU’VE GOT CANCER!’
September 22, 2009
Whats the difference between a baby and a freezer?
A freezer doesn’t cry when you pack your meat into it.
September 30, 2009
What’s the best thing about little girls?
You can turn them over and fuck them like little boys
October 2, 2009
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a meat locker?
Chuck.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bog?
Pete.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a fishing boat?
Chum.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a construction site?
Phil.
October 7, 2009
What do Madaline McCann and a Submarine have in common?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea full of seamen
October 8, 2009
These jokes are hilarious, sick but hilarious. lmfao!
here are a few of mine hope you enjoy!
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Why did the blonde cross the road during speeding traffic?
The sign said come closer!
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Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby wearing a clown suit!
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What’s worse than finding seven dead babies in a bin?
Finding ine dead baby in seven bins!
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What did Micheal Jackson say to the 15 year old who wanted to fuck him?
Sorry, your a little old for me!
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P.S. The messege that said "these jks r so sik. u fkin weirrdos ! get a lyf sik bastards" was really stupid and thought it was funny when the owner said "I’ve tried to get a "lyf" but none of the shops sell them and I can’t find a dictionary definition. Could you clarify please?" it was very funny *snigger* lol