"I found a great, big cockroach in my house last night."
"A great big cockroach?"
"No, a great, big cockroach."
"I see. Just how big?"
"I’d estimate its height as a fraction under two metres. It stood on its back legs in the doorway to the kitchen as I stepped into the hallway."
"That is big."
"I said as much at the start."
"And just how great was it?"
"It had washed up, ironed, and had the dinner on."
"That is great."
"I did tell you."
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