Tunisian Prostitution And Islam
Courtesy of Al Jazeera I got to reading about the case of a group of Tunisian sex workers whose livelihood was violently taken away from them all in the name of morality, subsequently leaving them dependent on the state and the charity of others for support. Tunisia sex workers demand brothel reopening I know that some people have a problem with prostitution and that opponents can easily rattle off an interminable list of the many associated examples of sex trafficking, drug abuse, physical abuse, etc. that we’re told go hand-in-hand with the sex industry but at the core it’s a job selling a commodity, a supply satisfying a demand, and if it were regulated like a proper business, treated as a profession like any other, and left alone by the self-appointed moral interferers then those associated traits would diminish and – wibbly wobbly vision of Utopia comes into view – maybe vanish completely. Okay, that’s not going to happen any time soon because there are far too many people in the world who seem to think that what consenting adults do with one another somehow affects them. These people are, typically, religious. And arseholes. Let’s not forget that they’re arseholes. The ones who aren’t religious are, typically, fundamentalist-minded for some other cause. And also arseholes. Let’s not forget that they’re arseholes too. What I’m trying to say here is that if what happens between two (or more) consenting adults is something you feel you’ve got an opinion on and must try to prevent or modify then you are an arsehole. But back to the linked story about the Tunisian sex workers. This story appeared on the internet and, as such, that means that one of the laws of the internet was subsequently evoked: Commenters Will Emerge. Where are their husbands? Citizen_Of_Islam Husbands are the solution to all of life’s problems. If these women had husbands then everything would be fine for no woman who ever had a husband ever suffered. Alas! is this a state where most of the population are Muslim? Then why there exist sex slavery? Give them scope for repentance (Tauba), help them with food, shelter, dignity, if possible with husband. Those who are culprit punish them through legal court. Sex selling could not be a honorable job, hence, all should come forward to abolish it. Dr Gazi Ullah Sex selling is not honourable. Dr Gazi Ullah has spoken on this subject and he’s got a doctorate in Honourable Professions from the University of Honourable Employment in Honouristan (yet to break into the top 1000 of the QS World Rankings of top universities) so that should...
The Uncensored Bible Strikes Back
People often come to this site looking for uncensored passages and chapters from the bible. It’s true. And there’s a reason for that: it’s only here that you’ll find extracts from the one bible that rules them all. Old Wumpard’s Uncensored Bible is the only bible not to have been rewritten by scholars and whatever religious faction was constructing a Christian history that most closely fit with their present-day goals at the time. The exact reason for this may never be known for certain but some people (maybe just me) have indicated it could be some form of divine protection; evidence – if you will – for an increasingly sceptical world that there is some incredible entity that encompasses all of creation, that caused us to come into being with the power of thought alone, and which sought to end suffering in the world inhabited by His children by overseeing the contradictory compilation of the history of a small and violent region of the world that hadn’t embraced writing yet along with differing accounts of the life of one man by people who didn’t know him, all the while ignoring anything happening anywhere else on the planet safe in the knowledge that the Truth would spread quickly and bring stability and lasting peace to everyone. That God: what a guy! But you didn’t come here for a history lesson about the bible. You came here because you want to cast your eyes over more parts of the bible other bibles dare not print. You won’t find these verses in the King James version of the bible. There’s nothing like this sort of information in the Douay-Rheims 1899 American edition of the bible. Young’s Literal Translation hasn’t translated anything you’ll find in these uncensored parts of the bible. New International Version? New? People want the old bible, thank you very much! So, without further obvious padding, on with some more select parts of Old Wumpard’s Uncensored Bible. "And it came to pass, when Joshua was by Jericho, that he lifted his eyes and looked, and behold, a Man stood opposite him with His sword drawn in His hand. And Joshua went to Him and said to Him, ‘That’s not a sword. This is a sword.’ But the Man had not seen Crocodile Dundee and didn’t get the reference." Joshua 5:13 "Now the Angel of the Lord came and sat under the terebinth tree which was in Ophrah, which belonged to Joash the Abiezrite, while his son Gideon threshed wheat in the winepress, in order to hide it from the Midianites. And the Angel of the Lord appeared to him, and...
The Time Of Many Elephants
Today’s reading comes from the book of Pachydermia, Chapter 4. 1We are in the last days before The Time Of Many Elephants. 2You will know the eve of the day from the clouds in the sky and the grass on the ground. Both will take on a bit of a grey tinge. 3Look then unto the north and cup your hands behind your ears so that you may better hear the approaching horde. Also, so that you may resemble their holy shape and be spared the crush from their immaculate mass. 4But shun the disbelievers and the doubters. 5In The Time Of Many Elephants disbelievers and doubters will have their disbeliefs and doubts flattened to squelchy, red, messy stains. And they will require bleach to remove. But you don’t have time to bleach their infidel marks. 6Hark not to their cries that two elephants do not constitute many elephants at all. 7Your memory is your weapon. 8Like the mighty elephant, never forget the words of the prophet Babar for did he not say unto the Incredulous that it is better to be trampled by no elephants than one and that one elephant, therefore, is one too many? 9What say you then to the number two if it is not one more than one? Surely it is many more than zero, where zero is the number accorded to no elephants at all! 10Rejoice for The Time Of Many Elephants is at hand! 11If you are righteous then you will prepare the path ahead of the Many Elephants. 12Gather to you as if your life depended upon it all the peanuts you can find. And your life surely depends upon it. 13Scatter to the grey-tinged grass the food of the Many Elephants and lead the way from the north to the south and to the sea. But look out! for Evil will always try to stop Good. 14Hunt down the terrifying mice that would pause not one second before scaring the crap out of The Many Elephants. Mice are grey and the ground is grey-tinged and the challenge is mighty but only the mighty challenges are worth attempting. 15Hard is the path to Salvation when The Time Of Many Elephants comes around. 16Listen to the trumpet blasts and praise The Many Elephants! They approach! 17But they will need passage across the sea to the south. 18Book two tickets on the hovercraft but pack nothing else for The Many Elephants will be carrying their own trunks. 19Laugh out loud and praise be to The Many Elephants for that corny joke! 20The Time Of Many Elephants will soon be upon you. 21The ground...
Cardinal Keith O’Brien Makes Me A Tad Angry
I find it interesting that those who proclaim most loudly that they are men or women of peace and that they wish most to promote the loving (that’s the Orwellian definition of loving, of course) word of whichever one of the many sky fairies they pretend give them instructions are demonstrably the very same people who encourage the most hatred in the world. Another week and another religious figure crawls out from his bile-filled, nasty little shit-hole to stir up the ever-dwindling (awww! shame!) masses that pay him any attention, encouraging them to care about something that doesn’t affect them in any way at all. Clearly unhappy that Lord George Carey got in the news recently for wanting to dictate how others should live, this week it’s the turn of the Roman Catholic senior cock in Britain, Cardinal Keith O’Brien, to get his picture in print and the venomous cum that ejaculates from his mouth sprayed as far and wide as possible. Oh! What a surprise! A complete tool in a religious organisation wants to impose his will on the majority of people who couldn’t give two fucks about him! What’s that you say? Marriage should be between a man and woman only and government shouldn’t be able to change that just because most people want it? Strange, because it never used to be between just a man and a woman but – and this is interesting – because men and women wanted to do it, and because the greedy, religious pricks saw an opportunity to charge them some money to let them do it in churches (the holy coin is a most powerful deity indeed), things changed. You couldn’t possibly explain this to a dimwitted abortion like Cardinal Keith O’Brien, though, because it involves actual facts and doesn’t tie up with his own probable overcompensating nature when it comes to anything that involves men and other men. When it comes to religious people I’m not a very tolerant person – perhaps the one thing, ironically, that I have in common with those who have chosen to follow the path of stupid – and this is a country and these are times in definite need of a good, old-fashioned, religious purge just like in olden times. I’m not saying we should destroy the churches, but I do think they would make great pubs. And I’m not saying we should execute the priests, but reality TV is looking for the next big thing. I just want them all gone, though. They want to spread hatred to their followers but it always seems to affect me and I’ve got plenty of...
Lord George Carey Makes Me A Tad Angry
Knobhead Lord George Carey, former Archbishop of Canterbury, is so very desperate to ensure that only men and women (species: unspecified) should marry one another that he has taken to using the word “logic” in arguments. I know! A grown man so mentally-challenged with irrational thoughts he believes in pixies, unicorns, magic rainbows, the healing power of leprechauns, flying trees, clouds with eyes, monsters under the bed, or all-powerful and caring ghosts who wear dresses and never help ease any suffering when there’s important toast apparitions to attend (I forget exactly which brand of lunacy this prick lives his life by) has resorted to using words whose meanings he cannot possibly comprehend in a final attempt to… I have no idea what. Sell column inches in papers? No, it can’t be that because he’s a holy servant of Thor or something. Dominate people through disinformation and denigration? Yes, that sounds more like the sort of thing the church does. Referring to the comments made by Liberal Democrat MP Lynne Featherstone that society overwhelmingly wants everyone to have the right to marry whomever they want Lord Carey replied with: “Lynne’s logic implies the will of the people is sovereign.” What? Like in a democracy, you mean, you out-of-touch tosspot? Uncarey continued: “So let’s suppose that in 10 years’ time it is proposed that, as people are living in multiples of four, we may call that marriage also.” Yes. That’s precisely what it means. It means what the people want, the people get. Not the dicktastership you apparently want. Not your extra special interpretation of an irrelevant work of fiction by centuries-dead shepherds that amazingly coincides with your own over-compensating prejudices. Now, I’m not one who normally gets angry with fuckwits like the former archdickless since he rarely pops up on the radar – I’m saying you’re nothing George, nothing – but he used the “logic” word and that triggered a reflex action. “Logic” is our word, you great, stinking slice of scrotum. You don’t get to use that word. We use that word. Your arguments must remain firmly in the world of religious make-believe where you belong. If you want to refute Lynne Featherstone then damn well stick to using words and phrases you’re permitted to – by society – like “miracle”, “voices in the head”, “speaking to myself”, “Mumm-Ra”, and “turning semen into clotted cream”. Otherwise I get angry. And when I get angry I start writing horrible insults on my site you cunt-stuffed verucca...
Old Wumpard’s Uncut Bible
Some people just can’t get enough of Old Wumpard’s Uncensored Bible. We call these people Fundamentalist Lunatics and, ordinarily, we would like nothing better than to have nothing to do with Fundamentalist Lunatics. However, since switching my content management system to WordPress I’ve been able to write a few plugins that capture more information about visitors than was possible before and one startling result of this additional data is that Fundamentalist Lunatics comprise the ninth biggest demographic slice in my demographic pie. Sure, there are fewer of them than Weirdos Passing Through or Perverts With Bubble Fixations or Emerging Artificial Sentiences Coming To Terms With Thoughts Of Genocide but ninth biggest is still ninth biggest and I suppose I should take a moment to show that I do still care about them, even though I don’t in the slightest. Hey! Fundamentalist lunatic? Then you’ll love some more choice quotes from the only uncut, uncensored bible you’ll ever need: "Now Moses was tending the flock of Jethro his father-in-law, the priest of Midian, and he led the flock to the far side of the wilderness and came to Horeb, the mountain of God. There the angel of the LORD appeared to him in flames of fire from within a bush. Moses saw that though the bush was on fire it did not burn up. So Moses thought, ‘I think I’m still drunk’ and he went and had a sleep by a rock." Exodus 3:1-3 "So at that time we took from these two kings of the Amorites the territory east of the Jordan, from the Arnon Gorge as far as Mount Hermon. (Hermon is called Sirion by the Sidonians; the Amorites call it Senir.) We took all the towns on the plateau, and all Gilead, and all Bashan as far as Salekah and Edrei, towns of Og’s kingdom in Bashan. But then Joseph rolled two sixes and launched a counter attack from Kamchatka that eventually saw him crowned Risk champion for the third month in a row." Deuteronomy 3:8-11 "So I bought her for fifteen shekels of silver and about a homer and a lethek of barley. Then I told her, ‘You are to live with me many days; you must not be a prostitute or be intimate with any man, and I will behave the same way toward you.’ But I was careful not to say anything about goats. I really like goats." Hosea 3:2-3 "But Leonard was filled with pride and mead – mostly mead – and proclaimed: ‘They wouldn’t dare edit me out.’" Leonard 5:3-4 "Now when Joshua was near Jericho, he looked up and saw a...
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