What?
You don’t update for the best part of a fortnight and when you do it’s a picture of a book?
Let me explain why I’ve posted a picture of Death From The Skies by full-time astronomer and occasional stunt double for Sir Clive Sinclair, Philip Plait…
Firstly: I’ve been busy. Got a new job. Quite a bit of travelling. Can’t really work on my site while I’m making sure million-plus pounds a day in turnover websites are actually turning over. Especially in an open plan office. Kinda frowned upon. Then, by the time I get home… well, I’m only thinking of one thing and I think you what that is, right? Slippers. Yeah, you know it. Slippers.
Secondly: shut your face. It’s my site.
Thirdly: this book is pretty important. It takes my books by astronomers with more than a one in a million chance of actually being recognised by people who don’t ordinarily get excited by interference patterns in spectra (that’s a small but important genre of authors) to… one. Unless you count The Secret Of The Black Hole by Patrick Moore. And I don’t. Anyway, that’s in the attic somewhere. One is infinitely more than zero. Think about it. It’s also one more than zero so try to gloss over that.
Fourthly: shut your face. It’s my site.
That is all.
October 9, 2009
Yes it is your site Mark, but you should realise that customer satisfaction is paramount. As one of the free-loading readers of this site, I demand regular content updates but at no personal expense, and how you fit that into your busy day really isn’t my concern, so please spare the excuses. I think you should sacrifice the libidinous urge to slide your extremeties into the welcoming warmth of your slippers when you get home and get your priorities right instead. ;o)
October 10, 2009
And what do you do with the slippers?
October 10, 2009
Why, I slip, of course.
October 16, 2009
Post more often you lazy sod!
Although the comments you receive on past posts are most amusing. Maybe one could the most ridiculous comment post?