This is day two of Doodle Week, as described here and run by the lovely – and inflatable penis-obsessed – Claire.
Doodle Week continues at breakneck speed assuming that your neck is really quite weak and prone to snapping at the slightest knock. Perhaps you have brittle bone disease but it’s localised around the area joining your head to your body. Or maybe you survived a guillotining but have to be "a bit careful" as a result and try to avoid sash windows as a rule.
Today’s theme is:
Doodle Monster : "I had many a little monster I used to doodle as a kid. Some of these have evolved into rather bizarre looking creatures. What is hiding in your cupboard or under the bed?"

May 9, 2008
That is an odd coincidence, but then again they have more differences than commonalities. I’d be frightened, but the hat gives him an air of civility.
May 9, 2008
Oh, he’s a perfectly respectable monster. Works in the city.
May 9, 2008
inflatable penis-obsessed! I let that slide the first day……
May 9, 2008
Hopefully, by the end of the week you won’t even notice it appearing on every single post.
May 9, 2008
What the heck is that cavity where his (?) heart would be…and what is it dripping? I’m disturbed by his hairy hobbit foot and the angle of his rakish hat. Oh, it’s all too much.
ADG
May 9, 2008
That cavity is called a "mouth" and it’s on his face. He’s a monster; not a freak, damnit!
The dripping is toothpaste. His hearts are behind the impressive six-pack abdomen and encased in the same material they use to make airplane flight recorders so that his last beats can be played in court should he ever die.
May 9, 2008
Wow, I’m really impressed with the great doodlers out there!
Yours is very good, too!
I was never much into doodling pictures of any kind, my doodles always turn out to be strange geometric shapes. Circle-like if I’m relaxed, and sharp, spiky things if I’m PMS’ing!
Happy doodling!
May 9, 2008
Thankyou kimba. There are scribble and abstract theme days coming up so those will be the days when the doodling gets a bit out there.
May 9, 2008
Oh!
Adorabile!
I want to marry This!
May 9, 2008
The hat looks good on him. He looks like he should be a stock broker or something. He definitely got the eye for it.
May 9, 2008
Poor guy is definitely down on his luck, having to stand on a street corner and hawk golf products.
May 10, 2008
Hahaha…a monster hacking golf products my boyfriend would love it!
May 10, 2008
After all this talk about inflatable penis obsession I can’t help but see particular striking characteristics of this monster. He is like a Rorschach test and it is all I can see. His physique is very male but his ‘mouth’ is rather female looking and now I am a tad confused. Scary as hell though, well done.
May 10, 2008
We will never go under da bed again!
May 10, 2008
That’s the ickiest looking monster I’ve seen in the Doodle Week monster posts today. 🙂