Posted By Mark on Oct 23, 2010 | 4 comments

Who’s more randy than a girl called Mandy(*), tastes sweeter than a fistful of candy(**), is the world’s biggest fan of Jessica Tandy(***), and has a comic strip to call his own in the soon-to-be-relaunched comic The Dandy(****)?

It’s Andy!

Andy Fanton, that is. But Fanton doesn’t rhyme with anything(*****).

Yes, close(******) personal(*******) friend(********) Andy Fanton has finally found gainful employment with a bastion of British comic history and will be ejaculating his writing and drawing skills upon a whole new generation of the puerile-minded.

Behold! George Vs Dragon!

So:

• if you’re a fan of Lord Likely,
• if you got sucked in by the vegetable-based lure of The Carrotty Kid,
• if you like the thrill of entering newsagents(*********),
• if you want to support local(**********) talent in these uncertain times,
• if you are easily-swayed into making decisions based on random internet-browsing,
• if you have eyebrows, or
• if you don’t have eyebrows

then you’ll be wanting to purchase The Dandy. It launches on the 27th October. That’s this Wednesday coming up unless you’re reading this later.

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