"Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions?"
"That depends; are they about hats?"
"Hats? Oh, ha ha! No, no, nothing like that."
"Well that's good. I don't really know much about hats."
"No, these are questions about…"
"My wife, on the other hand, is quite knowledgeable where it comes to headwear. It's quite odd, really. I'm not sure why she knows the things she knows."
"Hmmm, that is odd, but, anyway, these questions aren't about hats at all."
"Then again, she has an irrational hatred of Peruvians – she considers them a deceptive bunch and it ires her immensely – and your hat looks like it's from that region."
"I see."
"She'd probably get quite agitated if she saw your hat, thinking you were a Peruvian. You're not a Peruvian are you?"
"I'm not a Peruvian, no."
"Mind, you'd probably deny it if you were on account of your deceptive nature."
"I… don't really know what to say to that."
"Never mind. I've got nothing against Peruvians anyway, so you can ask me anything."
"Excellent, I'll…"
"Just nothing about hats."
"It won't be about hats, I promise."
"Then fire away!"
"Great! Which would you prefer to wear: a trilby or a sombrero?"
"You said you wouldn't…"
"Por la gloria del Perú!"
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March 27, 2013
This is hilarious +Mark Hooper ~ nearly fell off my bed laughing 🙂
and I love the image
#capsandhatswednesday
March 27, 2013
Hilarious one!!!! 🙂
March 27, 2013
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March 27, 2013
Deceptive Peruvians!
March 27, 2013
Most excellent +Mark Hooper – very funny indeed!
March 27, 2013
hee. funny.
March 27, 2013
HA I have missed you and your wonderful scripts and images… I must pay better attention.
March 28, 2013
That was a work of short story genius.
March 28, 2013
Great story +Mark Hooper! 😀
April 4, 2013
hahahhaha! They're not sure what to do when you start asking the questions are they. Suddenly the fake charm and silly dancing around stops.
April 6, 2013
Por la gloria +Mark Hooper 🙂