People often interrupt me to ask: "Mark, when is it okay to wear sandals?"
After I throw those people out of my house – it's my house; there's a sign on the door to that effect – I usher them away from my property with two parting gifts: a kick up the backside and a handy pamphlet that I've lovingly prepared over the years which explains this particular fashion rule in as simple a manner as is possible.
"Have you just fallen through a time puddle into the era when Rome was a great power built on the knowledge and experience of the Greeks and the general wiping-outness-when-possible of the Celts? Then you may wear sandals. And only then."
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August 29, 2012
there just has to be a beach & pool related addendum to the pamphlet. 😉
September 11, 2012
Oh right, I had better pay attention to my footwear then, the next time I am around Chichester
September 12, 2012
+Mark Hooper perfect occasion to wear sandals, water flows in and out,feet are getting clean and it makes the pic. intersting!!!!!!!!!!