The following jokes are, at best, in less-than-savoury taste and, in some instances, downright sick. They made me laugh though. However, if you’re offended by playful paedophilia, animal sex, and dead baby jokes you really, really, really shouldn’t read any further. If you take offence at anything on this page – or discover, for example, that a child of yours has happened upon the page after “accidentally” typing in the website address despite your careful “no supervision or protective software and don’t bother me because Jerry Springer’s on” policy of care – then the words “tough” and “shit” spring to mind. By looking at the semi-colon within the square brackets here [;] you agree to waive any right to complain.
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One day, Little Suzy goes swimming in the lake with her grandmother. After they get out they go to shower.
“Grandma” Little Suzy asks, pointing between her grandmother’s legs. “What’s that?”
“Oh,” her grandmother replies. “That’s my beaver, dear.”
The next day Little Suzy goes swimming with her mother, and they go showering afterwards too. “Mommy, is that your beaver?” asks the girl.
“Er, yes it is, Suzy. Where did you learn that?” her mother answers.
“From Grandma. But I think hers is dead because its tongue was sticking out.”
How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys out of your car?
The problem goes away with the aid of a coathangar.
What is 12″ long and makes a woman moan all night?
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
What’s black and blue and hates sex?
The ten year old in my trunk.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide?
It couldn’t live with the name “aaaoouuueuuueaaoaa” any longer.
Whats the best part of having sex with an eight year old in the shower?
Slicking her hair back and making her look six.
Whats the best part about sex with a five year old boy?
Watching him break down on the witness stand.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferarri?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What’s the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?
I cried when I cut up the onion.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to suck my dick.
How do you make a dead baby float?
One scoop of dead baby, one scoop of ice cream, and a pint of ginger ale.
Myra Hindley is walking through the Yorkshire Moors, hand-in-hand with a little boy.
“I’m scared,” moaned the boy.
“You’re scared!” she replied. “I have to come back alone.”
Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
She was a woman.
A pregnant woman was at the hospital giving birth to her baby. The delivery was almost complete, and at long last, the doctor held up the newborn, cut the umbilical cord, and took a moment to look the baby over. Then without missing a beat, the doctor threw the child against a nearby wall with all of his might. The mother watched in shock as the baby slid to the floor with a sickening thud.
The nurses and orderlies stood-by aghast as the doctor proceeded to dribble the newborn around the room like a soccer ball before finally passing the baby through the door into the hall with a mighty kick. Everyone, including the fatigued mother, chased the doctor into the hall just in time to see him scoop up the infant and run down the coridor, stopping just long enough to bodycheck the child into the wall every so often.
At the end of the hall, the doctor gave a mighty leap and slam-dunked the baby into a nearby trashcan, giving himself a load roar of approval. Finally the now quite large awe-struck crowd caught up with the doctor. The mother was distraught and burst into tears.
“Why? Why in the name of God did you do that to my baby?” she cried.
The doctor replied: “I’m just joking with you! It was stillborn.”
How do you stop a baby crying?
Cum in its mouth.
What’s the difference between acne and a paedophile?
Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re twelve.
What do you do to a deaf, dumb, and blind girl after you rape her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What’s the worst thing about eating vegetables?
Getting caught up in the wheelchair.
A guy was having sex with a girl, and decided he was going to try his luck, flip her over and do her doggy style. The girl didn’t complain, and just went along with it. The guy got a little more daring and decided to stick his finger in her asshole. She still didn’t say anything, and seemed to be enjoying it. The guy decided to go all the way and proceeded to slip his dick in her asshole.
The girl suddenly froze, looked back at him over her shoulder, and said “Don’t you think it’s a little bit presumptuous for you to think it’s okay to fuck me in the ass?”
“Presumptuous is a very big word for a five year old” he replied.
A little girl is watching her mum getting changed to go out for the evening.
“What are they?” she asked.
“Those are mummy’s breasts,” the mother replied.
“Will I get those?” came the next question.
“When you’re a little older,” answered the girl’s mother.
“And what is that?” the little girl asked.
“That’s mummy’s vagina,” the mother answered, a little embarrassed.
“When will I get that?”
“That will happen at around the same time you get your breasts. Now run along and let mummy change.”
The little girl ran off into the next room where her father was getting changed out of his work clothes to relax for the evening.
“What’s that thing, daddy?” asked the little girl.
“That’s daddy’s penis,” he answered.
“When will I get one of those?” the little girl asked.
“In about an hour.”
What should you do if you find a woman lying in a ditch at the side of the road?
Ask her why she left the kitchen.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand nearer the kitchen counter.
How does an Arkansas mother know her daughter is having her period.
Her son’s dick tastes funny.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.
Four nuns are killed and arrive at the Gates of Heaven. They line up in front of St Peter.
The first nun says “St Peter, I once saw a man’s penis. May I still enter?”
St Peter replies “Wash your eyes in this font of holy water and proceed.”
The second nun says “St Peter, I once touched a man’s penis. May I still enter?”
St Peter replies “Wash your hands in this font of holy water and proceed.”
St Peter suddenly notices a scuffle between the last two nuns. The fourth nun is trying to cut in front of the third nun. “What is going on?” he asks the fourth nun.
“I’m trying to go first so I can wash my mouth out before she sticks her arse in the font”.
What’s the difference between a luxurious, fur rug and a pile of dead babies?
I don’t lay down on a luxurious, fur rug when I’m masturbating.
What’s the worst thing about fucking a five year-old?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit.
A man calls into work and tells the boss he can’t come in because he’s sick.
“How sick are you?” asks the boss.
“Well, I’m currently screwing my daughter.”
Why don’t women need watches?
There’s a clock on the stove.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What’s the best way to tell if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
What do a tightrope walker and a young man getting head off his granny have in common?
Neither look down.
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Six inches isn’t enough.
What’s brown and hides in the attic?
The Diarrhoea Of Anne Franks.
What’s red and silver and walks into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What’s green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
A mother is sitting in the garden with her three daughters.
“Mummy,” the first daughter asks. “Why am I called Rose?”
“Because when you were born a rose petal fell from that bush and landed on your forehead.”
“Mummy,” asked the second daughter. “Why am I called Tulip?”
“Because when you were born a tulip petal fell from over there and landed on your forehead.”
The third daughter moaned: “Mnanmammmammnaamammangh!”
“Be quiet Fridge,” said the mother.
A man is sitting in a bar looking depressed when a woman approaches and asks him what’s wrong. He tells her sadly that his girlfriend just left him and, after some pressuring, admits that it was because he was just too kinky for her.
“What a coincidence!” exclamimed the woman. “My boyfriend just left me for the same reason.”
The two hit it off and, after a few drinks, decided to go back to her place as it was nearest. The woman left the man alone in the living room and disappeared into the bedroom. After ten minutes she reappeared dressed in full leather and chains, with whip and ballgag in hand only to see the man about to leave.
“Where are you going?” she asked. “I thought you were kinky.”
“I am,” he replied. “I fucked your cat and just took a shit in your purse. I’m off home now.”
How do you get a one-armed clown off a swing?
Hit him in the face with an axe.
While God is distracted Eve persuades Adam to eat the forbidden fruit. He does so, they both realise they are naked and fuck each other madly all day long. Later, God comes back from what he was doing, realises what has happened and takes Adam aside for a talking-to. At the end he asks Adam where Eve is.
“Oh, she’s in the sea washing herself off,” replies Adam.
“Crap!”, says God. “How am I ever going to get the smell out of the fish?”
A man enters a pharmacy and asks for birth control pills for his wife and his seven year-old daughter. The pharmacist is a little shocked and says, “Your seven year-old daughter is sexually active!”
“No,” replies the man. “She just sort of lays there.”
An old man goes for a checkup at the doctor’s. The doctor runs the tests then sits the old man down.
“I’m very sorry,” he says. “I’ve got a couple of bits of bad news to impart. Firstly, you have cancer.”
The old man is shocked and a tear wells up in his eye. The doctor waits for a minute for the news to sink in and then carries on, “And you are also showing early stages of Alzheimers disease. I’m really, very sorry.”
The old man sits in silence for a little while longer, head hung down. Finally he looks up and puts a brave smile on his face.
“I suppose it could be worse,” he says. “I could have cancer.”
What’s the difference between rape and smear tests?
Women don’t like smear tests.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What did one paedophile say to the other paedophile when they saw a six year old girl walk past?
“I bet she was nice when she was younger.”
What’s the difference between Paula Radcliffe and Adolf Hitler?
Hitler tried to finish the race.
A mother is preparing dessert for after a family meal when her young son comes running in breathless.
“Mum! Mum! Quick! Granny is playing with her shrimp!”
The mother, confused, follows the boy back into the dining room and sees the kid’s grandmother furiously fingering herself.
“Ah!” said the mother. “Well, that’s not a shrimp. That’s actually called a ‘vagina'”
“Oh!” said the boy. “It certainly tasted like shrimp.”
A man is in the waiting room at a sperm donor clinic anxiously awaiting his turn when in walks a beautiful blonde woman who smiles and sits next to him. Feeling a little confused he turns to her and says:
“I’m sorry. I thought this was the sperm donor place. What are you doing here?”
“Mmmgghmh mmmgmhpghmm mmmmgh”
What’s the difference between menstrual blood and sand?
You can’t gargle sand.
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss after eating.
January 23, 2006
[b][/b][size=24][/size]Fuckin excellent.. an absolute fucking pissa… this site kept me busy and relieved of bordem for fuckin ages!! Keep up the good work mate!!!
January 23, 2006
What’s red, slimy and crawls up a woman’s leg?
………A Homesick abortion
January 23, 2006
This is the best site EVA!!!! here of some of my sick jokes!
Whats red, green, covered in it own puke and pus filled boils?
A dead baby that died because it saw your face!!!
1 point me 0 points…u hahahah!! lol Jk…
LOVE THE SITE!!! BUH BY+YE DAAHLIN!~!!
January 24, 2006
people need to realise that "jokes" are "jokes".so stop posting negative comments and u r only posting them because u read them.thats so fkin ironic.keep the jokes flowing and my tears of laughter flowing too.
January 26, 2006
wicked site people…love it!
what do u say to a woman with two black eyes??
nothing, u told her twice.
……………………………….
what do u do if an epileptic is fitting in the bath??
chuck the washing in.
January 26, 2006
best chat up line…..
"get ur coat, i got a knife!"
January 28, 2006
Whats the similarity between Gareth Gates and Harold Shipman?
They both cant finish a sentance!
January 28, 2006
Whats blue and orange and found at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands?
January 29, 2006
great site
A friend of mine told me this one, maybe you all heard about it, but i am gonna popst it any ways because i didn’t see it here.
What’s yellow and it becomes red after you push a button?
A little chick in a blender
January 29, 2006
A1 excellent again ! heres one i found earlier, not to sick but still funny….
What is the definition of relative humidity ?
Licking the sweat out of the small of your granmother’s back while you’re fucking her up the shitter.
love it !
January 30, 2006
what do u tell ur wife if she has two black eyes??
nuffin uve allready told her twice
February 1, 2006
A ninety year-old woman went to the doctor to get her yearly checkup. The doctor ran a couple of test and than reported to her that she has crabs. The ninety year-old woman was furious and told the doctor, “That is impossible since I’m ninety years old and I have never had sex in my life.” The doctor calmed her down and told her, “come back tomorrow to run some more tests and I will get everything figured out.” The ninety year-old woman returned the next day. The doctor ran some more tests and still informed her that she has crabs. The ninety year-old women was even more irate and once again told the doctor that she was ninety years old and had never had sex in her life. The doctor said back, “If you think its necessary to come back tomorrow I could have the finest doctors take a look at you.” She replied, “That would be great, and I will see you tomorrow.” When the ninety year-old women returned that next day there was three doctors waiting and ready to run some test on her. After three hours of tests one of the doctors come out and told the ninety year old women that he had some good news and some bad news, “The good news is you don’t have crabs. The bad news is that your cherry rotted and you have fruit flies.”
February 1, 2006
[size=12][/size]one day a little girl walks in on her mom and dad haveing sex and asked her mom "mommy what are u and dady doing?"
"where makeing cakes hunnny now run along and play." later that day the little girl went up to her mommy and said "mom where u and dady makeing cakes on the couch?"
"yes, y?"
"cuz i licked the iceing off the couch."
February 1, 2006
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man this site has some sick stuff on it but its fucking funny!! keep the good jokes comeing!!
February 1, 2006
what the difrenc in michel jackson and a shoping bag?
one’s made of plastic and dangores to play with the others a shoping bag
February 1, 2006
Damn man these jokes kick ass, I about pissed my pants reading the one about the 90 year old women.
February 2, 2006
Q. Who is the best goalkeeper in the world?
A. WOMEN, no matter how much or which way you fuck her your ball will never go in
February 2, 2006
whats the best part about fucking a nine year old girl in the shower?
when you slick her hair back she looks like a six year old boy
whats better than fucking an eight year old malaysian boy?
fucking a seven year old one
whats better than that?
nothing
February 4, 2006
why did god give women periods?
so they could know how it was living with a stinky cunt, too.
February 6, 2006
i jus fink
February 7, 2006
I saw the contents of this site posted to a Google group.
I thought I should add a couple:
Q. What do you call a kid with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
A. Art.
Q. What do you call a kid with no arms or legs on the front step?
A. Matt.
A group of the neighborhood kids rang the doorbell.
"Mrs. Johnson, can Jimmy come out and play with us?
Mrs. Johnson looked at the children in horror.
"I can’t believe you kids can be so cruel. You know Jimmy doesn’t have any arms or legs!
"Oh, that’s OK, Mrs. Johnson," said the oldest boy. "We want him for second base!"
February 8, 2006
Pretty funny for the most part.
reading the indignant comments from
the "offended" minority is just as
funny as any of the jokes, too.
February 8, 2006
Stu: "I heard your daughter had to go to the leper colony. I’m so sorry!
Pud: "It’s not so bad. She sends us some nail almost every day."
Jimmy: "Teacher, is Rotterdam a bad word?"
Teacher: "Of course not, Jimmy."
Jimmy: "Well, my big sister has leprosy, and I hope it’ll Rotterdam legs off!"
Q. Why do lepers hate to go to parties?
A. People keep mistaking their backs for the bean dip.
February 9, 2006
Q. What do you get when you cut up the first monkey in space and then run him through a meat grinder, bones and all?
A. Ham-burger.
Q. What do you get when you cut up a six year old boy and then run him through a meat grinder, bones and all?
A. I don’t know what *you* get, but *I* got my nut!
February 10, 2006
some of the jokes on here were a little harsh but my god some had me in fucking stiches!!
February 10, 2006
What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
What is red and yellow and sits at the surface of a pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
February 10, 2006
Little Timmy burst into the loo without knocking.
He stopped dead in his tracks, eyes and mouth gaping, as he saw his father slouched on the W.C., stroking the erection that shot up from between his widely splayed legs.
"Gosh, Daddy, what’s wrong with your penis? It’s all swole up and HUGE!"
Joe chuckled.
"There’s nothing wrong with it, son. I’ve got a hard-on, that’s all. It’s what a grown-up man gets when he gets all horny and needs to fuck."
Timmy couldn’t take his eyes off the engorged monster.
"Gee, Daddy, that sure is cool! When will I get one of those?"
A slow, lascivious smile crept across the masturbating man’s features.
"Just as soon as your Ma leaves for her feminist meeting!"
February 11, 2006
Q. Where did Helen Keller find hidden messages from God?
A. Reading her chenille bedspread.
Q. Why did Helen Keller only use one hand to masturbate with?
A. So she could moan with the other.
February 12, 2006
A young man hurried into a pub and plopped himself down on a stool.
"Bartender, give me a shot of whiskey. Better make it a double."
The bartender raised his eyebrows slightly, but otherwise did as he was asked without comment.
The young man tossed it down and slammed his glass on the bar.
"Another."
The bartender’s eyebrows raised a little more, but he refilled the glass, and again the youth tossed it down.
"Another."
And another. And another, in rapid succession.
"Another."
"Whoa!" said the bartender as he refilled the glass again. "Must either be something awfully good, or something pretty bad."
"First blow job," said the lad breathlessly before gulping down the double shot.
"Wellll," said the bartender with a grin, "Just had your first blow job, eh? That IS something to celebrate. Here, have one on me!"
He moved to refill the shot glass.
"No thanks," said the lad, giving him an unhappy look. "If the first five didn’t kill the taste, I don’t think the next one is going to, either."
February 14, 2006
Why did Stevie Wonder break his arm?
He tried to read a stop sign doing 50.
Why do Indians have a red dot in the middle of their forehead?
Makes for better aiming.
What do you call a woman with 2 black eyes?
A slow learner.
What would Princess Di be doing if she were alive today?
Scratching at her coffin lid.
What will it take to re-unite the Beatles?
2 more bullets.
What’s hairy and has five fingers?
A thalidomide’s armpit.
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeve after the fire.
What do fat chicks do in summer?
Stink.
Keep ’em coming everyone.
February 14, 2006
Q: what do you call an anorexic girl with ghonorea?
A: quarter-pounder with cheese
bloke in car says to kid "if i give u a sweet will u come in my car?"
the boy replies "give me the packet and you can cum in my mouth!"
As she lay there sleeping next to me, a voice inside my head kept saying…………
"relax howard, youre not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients"
but another voice reminded me…….
"HOWARD!!!! YOURE A FUCKING VETERINARIAN!"
When I was a little girl,I had a little quim. I would sit upon my bed and put a finger in.
Now I am a woman full of grace and charm, and now I can get 5 fingers in and HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
There was a young vampire called mable, whos periods were heavy but stable. On the night of full moon,
she picked up a spoon, and drank herself under the table.
3 men are sitting in a bar having a chat. The first says "Im so proud. I have four sons,
one more and they could make a basketball team."
the second guy speaks up and says "Im so proud too.
I have 8 sons, one more and they could make a softball team."
the third guy says "Im so proud. I have 17 daughters……..
one more and i could have a golf course!"
February 14, 2006
Q. What’s the most exciting thing about sodomizing a seven year old virgin boy?
A. The loud "POP!" right before the scream.
February 15, 2006
Teehehe!!
February 15, 2006
lol sick jokes are the best!!!
And all you retards, don’t worry at least you’re never going to have to spell ‘humour,’ ‘sense’ or ‘of.’
And you’re just quite blatantly stupid really, aren’t you.
x~ ash ~x
February 17, 2006
Q: What’s got one ball and fucks whores?
A: Peter Sutcliffe’s hammer.
February 17, 2006
What’s the difference between walking a tightrope and your grandmother giving you head?
Nothing, just don’t look down!
funny shit,keep it up.
February 19, 2006
Q. Why did the gay man get fired from the sperm bank?
A. For drinking on the job.
February 19, 2006
There was a knock on the door.
"Who is it?"
"It’s the police, Mrs. Sanders. I’m afraid we have terrible news."
"What is it?" came the voice through the door.
"I’m sorry, but your son Timmy is dead."
"My god! How did it happen?"
"He was run over by a steamroller when he was playing in the street."
"Officer, I’m not dressed. Could you just slide him under the door?"
February 19, 2006
[This is paraphrased from a Monty Python routine]
UNDERTAKER: So sorry about your mother.
YOUTH: Yes, we were very close.
UNDERTAKER (looking lingeringly at the body): She was quite young.
YOUTH: Yes, she was.
UNDERTAKER: When did she die?
YOUTH: Only this morning.
UNDERTAKER: Seems a shame to waste her.
YOUTH: What do you mean?
UNDERTAKER: I mean, I think we should eat her.
YOUTH (horrified): How could we?
He looks at the body.
YOUTH: Still…
UNDERTAKER: It would be a pity to waste something like this.
YOUTH (thoughtfully): Mmmm…
UNDERTAKER: Look, I’ll tell you what. We’ll eat your Mum, and then if you feel guilty about it later, we’ll dig a grave and you can throw up into it!
February 20, 2006
Q. What do you call four lepers in a Jacuzzi?
A. Stew.
Q. What do you call the water in the Jacuzzi after the lepers get out?
A. Stock.
Q. What did the leper say to the whore?
A. You can keep the tip.
February 21, 2006
How do you know if your dad is gay??
His cock tastes of shit.
Yak Yak!
February 28, 2006
An ugly man walks into a bar with a smile on his face.
tha barman says to him "what been going on with you to make you so happy."
thie ugly man says to him, "well, i was walking home last night, when i found a woman tied to the traintrack. so i untied her and we made love all night."
The barman replys, "well that would make you happy, did you get a blowjob aswell?"
The ugly man says "no, i couldnt find the head."
March 1, 2006
The veterinarian received a call late one stormy evening.
"Oh, doctor, our little puppy is vomiting and having diarrhea all over the floor!"
"Don’t panic, madam, I’ll be right there."
The vet was practically soaked through by the time he got to the door.
"Thank you so much for making a house call on a night like this! But we’re so worried!"
"Now, now, I’m sure there’s no cause for alarm," said the doctor soothingly. "Where is the little tyke?"
"We’ve got him confined to the bathroom, so he doesn’t make a mess all over the house."
"Phew! What a stink!" said the vet cheerily as he entered the confined space. "We do have one sick puppy on our hands here. Let’s see what we can do."
"What’s that for?" asked the man of the house, suspiciously eyeing the doctor as he extracted what looked like a large soup spoon from his black bag. "I don’t think I’ve ever seen a puppy treated with something like that before."
"Oh, there’s nothing I can do for the dog," said the vet, squatting on the floor and scooping up some of the runny muck. "I just hate to see all this good stuff go to waste!"
March 6, 2006
Whats blue and flies around the living room at high speeds???????????
A baby with a punctured lung………………….
March 8, 2006
PANCRACKING BARKERS EGGS!
March 8, 2006
Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood were on their spacious yacht.
"I’m going to have a shower before dinner," Robert yelled from inside the cabin. "Do you want one too?"
"No, thanks," Natalie shouted back. "I’ll wash up on shore later."
March 12, 2006
The expectant father was pacing in the waiting room.
He looked up hopefully when the obstetrician entered.
But his face fell when he saw the doctor’s expression.
"Oh, no, doctor, don’t tell me! Is it — was it –"
"No, Mr. Squeam, your baby is alive. But I’m sorry to have to tell you that it’s been born horribly deformed."
The father swallowed hard.
"Well, after all, it is my son. I’m sure I’ll find some way to love him. How bad is it?"
"I’m afraid he doesn’t have any arms or legs."
The father put on a brave face. "OK, so I’ll have to carry him a lot. But I can still hold him and hug him."
"I’m afraid he doesn’t have a torso either."
"You mean he’s nothing but a head?" asked the father incredulously.
"Mr. Squeam, it saddens me to tell you that you’re the father of a seven pound ear."
The father trembled. "Well, I guess, uh, I guess I can still love him. After all, he — he is my son," he said tremulously.
The doctor looked at him sympathetically and sighed. "I’m terribly sorry, but there’s worse news."
"What? You just told me my son is nothing but a giant ear!" shouted the distraught man, on the verge of hysteria. "What could be worse than that???"
"It’s deaf."
March 17, 2006
[colour=red][/colour][size=24][/size] you are all fucked,
i cant even fuck my cats know
March 27, 2006
You almost rival Cap’n Incredible. Kudos.
April 12, 2006
hey ,,alot of funny shit here,,
im not bitching,,,or offended
but all this fucking a dead baby or 5 or 6 years old
i just feal a bit bad
i wouldnt have this shit on my site
i get the joke but what kind of people make these up,,i know u didnt mark
from iceland