"I feel like an idiot."
"You're fine."
"I look stupid."
"You look fine. Trust me."
"No. I really look stupid. Everyone will stare at me."
"Nobody will pay you any attention. They've seen it all before. Hell, they've seen far worse."
"You're just saying that. I look stupid."
"You don't look stupid. Please, can we just go out?"
"I don't know if I can cope with people staring at me all the time."
"They won't notice you. I promise."
"You're just saying that."
"Look, I'll stick a transparent cone around my neck and nobody will even see your shoes."
"You'd do that for me?"
"Let's go."
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May 25, 2013
I just fell off my chair laughing 🙂
Thanks for this +Mark Hooper
Fab shot, brilliant story telling.
May 25, 2013
Haha brilliant!
May 25, 2013
I didn't quite fall off my chair as I have better balance than +Margot Main but it was close 😀
May 26, 2013
that happens if you chew on your masters shoes, bad doggie!
May 30, 2013
wicked +Mark Hooper :)))))))))
May 30, 2013
Hahaha :)) great story as always. Thanks for the laughter. +Mark Hooper
September 7, 2013
Bwahahahahahaha! Love this!